To those readers who aren’t (yet) parents, I apologize. This post is likely to disgust you. This is however precisely what life is like with a 4 year old boy.
As Ben was getting dressed for bed this evening he made me the following offer while standing in his bedroom completely naked:
Ben: “Daddy, smell my finger.”
Me: “Why? What does it smell like?”
Ben: “Like hot peppers, fresh tomatoes and yummy milk.”
Me: “Um, no thanks.”
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