I have an addiction. An addiction to RSS feeds. I admit it’s not one of the more destructive addictions one can have but it’s an addiction nonetheless. One of the positive side effects of this addiction is that I find out a lot of very interesting (to me at least) yet useless crap. Sometimes this can come in handy, the other 90% of the time … not so much.

One of my feeds happens to be a Google search for Nathan Anderson. In the last week the following 2 websites were found:

• Man admits to impromptu parakeet beheading; in which a man rips the head off of a parakeet during an argument with his girlfriend
• Nathan Anderson, 25, failure to appear for theft

Just for the record if you are an old friend looking to get back in touch and you happen upon either of those two articles, they aren’t me. I am a very peaceful software developer living in a small town. I have no ill will toward birds and I don’t steal. Just in case there was any doubt or anything.